Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Waiter Funny Answers

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.




Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?




Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.




Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.




Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?




Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.




Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

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