Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Excellent Jokes - Top Funny Jokes

Top Funny Jokes....these jokes will definitely make you laugh

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Long back,

a person who sacrificed his sleep,

forgot his family,

forgot his food,

forgot laughter were called

"Saints"

But now they are called..

"IT professionals"


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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!


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At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!


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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"


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Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!


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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...

..... Leave them to us

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