Here are some cool funny definitions:
1) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
2) BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
3) CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
4) COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
5) DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
6) EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
7) GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
8) HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
9) INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
10) MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
11) RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
12) SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
13) TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
14) TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
15) YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
16) WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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