A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.
"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
"Four," the man replies.
"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."
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Sunday, June 15, 2008
Best Funny Definitions
Here are some cool funny definitions:
1) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
2) BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
3) CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
4) COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
5) DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
6) EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
7) GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
8) HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
9) INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
10) MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
11) RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
12) SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
13) TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
14) TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
15) YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
16) WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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1) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
2) BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
3) CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
4) COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
5) DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
6) EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
7) GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
8) HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
9) INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
10) MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
11) RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
12) SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
13) TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
14) TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
15) YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
16) WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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Friday, May 16, 2008
Which One to Follow
“Laziness is our biggest enemy” -Jawaharlal Nehru.
“We should learn to love our enemies”- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?… Great confusion.
“We should learn to love our enemies”- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?… Great confusion.
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